Santa + Bigfoot Sighting

Santa lives in the Ozarks and he weighs a buck seventy.

Various Holidays + Mullet + Bad Nightmare

Something I'd wake up from in a cold sweat.

Santa + Wakeboard + Jackass

Hella radical, bro.

Family + World's Worst Snowman

I'm guessing these people had never heard of or seen a snowman before the photographer told them to build one and this is what they came up with.

Overzealous Chef + Burnt Turkey

I would not be smiling.

Santa + Fake Disney Character

Soggy gifts for the aquatic holiday festivities. This is actually "rights managed"...wtf indeed.

Christmas Party + Gag Reflex

Cookie eating contest? Not the best way to impress her.

Hot Dog + Antique Baseball Paraphernalia

Not sure about you but I prefer my food on a plate and not near "The Bambino's" unwashed equipment from 1930.

Lady + Smiling + Contortionist

No further explanation needed.

Apathy + Hikers

The chemistry between these hikers in undeniable. I'm pretty sure this won't be showing up in an REI catalog anytime soon.

Babies + Technology

She's not even looking at the babies.

Man + Eyes Closed + Outside

I hope those are car keys.

African American Corporate Male + Water Craft

Not sure how I found both of these but there is a definite theme going on here. I'm guessing these are on Getty because the photographers couldn't unload them on Ski-Doo or Mastercraft after they shot them. Any ideas?